ur\ mom

ur\ mom
1. (ur mom) (959↑, 373↓)
a cliched insult used by unorigional and moronic douche bags

"i want to kill you for being a total idiot." "well, uh, ur mom\!"

2. (ur MOM) (648↑, 154↓)
A highly derogatory phrase which replaces the subject of a person's sentence to form a base and unoriginal form of retaliation (for those with difficulty thinking of witty comebacks).

"That was a great sandwich." "Ur Mom was a great sandwich\! Oh\! Diss\!"

3. (UR MOM) (471↑, 114↓)
Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly. Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.

Guy 1: "Whoa\! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..." Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect\!"

Author: Kevin N' Kyle and Company http://ur-mom.urbanup.com/1227091
4. (ur mom) (409↑, 70↓)
can either be used as a random word which people seem to think witty and bugs the hell out of people, or, obviously, your mom

Bob: What are you doing tonight? Joe: Ur mom

Author: i luv jesse mccartney http://ur-mom.urbanup.com/1214324
5. (ur mom) (355↑, 84↓)
Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell. Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.

SARAH: Hey, whatcha guys talkin' about? ASHLEY: ur mom.

Author: Stephie Thong http://ur-mom.urbanup.com/45574
6. (ur mom) (305↑, 116↓)
The Universal answer to anything and everything.

"What is the meaning of life?" "ur mom" "What time is it?" "ur mom" "What's 2+2=?" "ur dad... errm, I mean mom."

7. (ur mom) (213↑, 102↓)
defenition 1: ur grandmas daughter, ur dads wife, ur aunts sister, ur cousins aunt, ur uncles sister, ur daughters grandma, ur grandpas daughter, ur sisters/brothers dads wife, UR MOM defenition 2: a comeback that can replace any noun in a sentence (also can be used with in bed)

1: is that ur mom? (aka any of the above) 2: ur a party pooper ur moms a party pooper (add in bed at the bed of any sentence and it makes sense) ur a party pooper ur moms a party pooper ..in bed COMEBACK: really? usually she gets the party started\!

8. (ur mom) (93↑, 15↓)
two words that can answer any questions.

joe: hey\! bill: hey\! joe: how r u? bill: ur mom knows how i am. . . joe: can u stop?\! bill: ur mom wants to stop . . . joe: do you hav herpes? bill: ur mom has herpes . . . joe: shut up\!\!\!

9. (ur mom) (90↑, 43↓)
Used as a comeback when you can't think of one; replaces nouns in sentences; response to when people ask "What are you doing?"

Bob: Geez, you're such an ass. Paul: Well.....ur mom\! Britt: What are you doing? George: ur mom.

10. (ur mom) (94↑, 64↓)
used to replace random nouns in sentences to piss people off

dude stop...dude ur mom can stop thas the definition...ur moms the definition

11. (UR MOM) (27↑, 9↓)
a lame comeback often used by annoying 6th grade boys

Someone: "Whatcha Doin?" Someone Else: "UR MOM\!"

Author: peachjellyontoast http://ur-mom.urbanup.com/3865709
12. (ur mom) (23↑, 8↓)
The way people spell [your mom] when texting or IMing. A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3.. This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.

1. Guy-Dude\! You're so stupid\! Guy 2- Your mom is stupid\! Random guy- OHHHHH\!\!\! 2. Guy-How was your day today? Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM\! Random Guy- OHHHHH\! You just got dissed\! 3. Guy- I really like your new pants\! Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants\! Ha\! Get it\! She likes my new pants\! Random Guy-... Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH\!? Random Guy- It wasn't funny.

13. (ur mom) (19↑, 6↓)
Something that can be said as an answer to everything, it can also replace a noun in a sentence. You can also turn around a few words from the last sentence said and add ''ur mom'' somewhere. Note how when used, it will cause the person you're talking with to automaticaly have sexual thoughts about his mother.

Random: yeah it's a bit tight You: ur mom is tight Random: i'm eating buffalo wings, it's dirty as I type but I really like wings You: ur mom like it dirty Random: brb bathroom Random (several minutes later): back, was a bit long, was out of wiping paper lmao You: me too but ur mom wiped me

14. (Ur Mom) (15↑, 6↓)
A high ranking insult

Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings." Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."

Author: Kayla and Amber http://ur-mom.urbanup.com/3392214
15. (ur mom) (7↑, 4↓)
(yer-mom) Noun. A term used as a response to any question. Note that it does not have to be used to insult ones maternal figure, but rather piss the target off because they here you use the term daily.

target: "What are you going to do with that whole bottle of rum??" you: "UR MOM"

16. (Ur mom) (12↑, 9↓)
A simplistic insult used when all your ripostes have failed. Used commonly at school, chatrooms, and the comments on YouTube.

Ur mom's an example. The above is how ur mom is used.

17. (ur mom) (3↑, 1↓)
A funny phrase that is used as an annoying come-back. The phrase, saying it word for word, has no meaning. People usually will say it when they can't come up with a good come-back, or if they don't know the answer to your question.

Person 1: Hey, what do we have for homework? Person 2: Ur mom. OR, Person 1: What does (word) mean? Person 2: Ur mom.

18. (ur mom) (48↑, 47↓)
A lame insult, either to the people around you or to the person's mother herself.

1: "dude ur gay" 2: "well ur mom's a man and that makes ur dad gay"

19. (ur mom) (35↑, 43↓)
a word for loss of intellignet words or merely an answer to a question you dont know.

"o crap, my pencil\!" "o crap, your mom\!"

20. (ur mom) (47↑, 55↓)
1)The basis of thousands of bad jokes 2)The basis for millions of sweet comebacks

1)ur mom is so gay, she is a lesbian 2)ur mom is so gay, you masturbate to your mom masturbating about the thought of my mom being gay, while you suck her.

21. (ur mom) (31↑, 40↓)
a horrible comeback used by total idiots who have nothing better to say. It is often replaced by other nouns in the sentence.

Bob: your an idiot. Paul Baker: Your Mom's a idiot\! Sally: this homework sucks Paul Baker: your mom sucks\! Joe: your gay Paul Baker: Your mom's gay\!

22. (ur mom) (24↑, 38↓)
said as a filler, used as a sarcastic retort to something obnoxious, meaning most likely to shut the hell up and stop talking, or take the direction of the conversation a different way.

That guy is an idiot. Ur mom's an idiot.

23. (ur mom) (59↑, 76↓)
What people say when the they lack the intelligence to think of any sort of comeback. It's a very redundant phrase. You'll say, "Hey, how's it goin'?" and your mother will be brought into the conversation out of nowhere. Whomever uses this phrase in an argument, has automatically lost.

Me:Seriously, Napoleon Dynamite sucks. Them:ur mom Them:lol Them:... Me: Ohhh, original. Them:STFU ur momz a ho Me: At least I got one, motherfucka'\! Them has signed off

24. (ur mom) (25↑, 45↓)
"your mom" also used, when a person has no idea at all, what to say next. Whether this is because of a very intelligent insult (ie. they just got pwned) or because it was something totally baffling.

"LOL U NO ACT BLACK" "well, people tend to not act their race. Take you for example. Aren't you, according to your culture, supposed to be...smart?" "uh...well....UR MOM IS SUPPOSED TO BE SMART" or "so lyk then I said for him to get out from under the table lol1\!1111\!\!\!" "your mom was under my 'table' last night if you know what I mean..." "wat."

Author: you want to know who wrote this that badly? http://ur-mom.urbanup.com/1514461
25. (ur mom) (30↑, 50↓)
the person you "popped" out of, after she had sexual inter course, and got prego\!

Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM\!"

26. (ur mom) (14↑, 35↓)
Brillient mindless insult/comeback...

A: you'r such an idiot B: you'r mum's an idiot A: you'r mum (after this, continuation by B requires a punch or other suitable form of violence by A...)

Author: Your mum's a name http://ur-mom.urbanup.com/1348697
27. (ur mom) (4↑, 26↓)
gay phrase used as lame comeback

wanna fuck? ooo your mom. don't talk bout my mom. ur mom mom mom mom

Author: de and alicia http://ur-mom.urbanup.com/2812509
28. (ur mom) (17↑, 39↓)
an "insult".. barily an insult though.. something that retarted,clueless, un-original people say when they cant think of something better to say..

hilliee- your parents are brother and sister.. billiee-uh.. well.. you know what?\! ur mom\!\!?

Author: hillaryyyx3x3 http://ur-mom.urbanup.com/1594040
29. (ur mom) (41↑, 63↓)
the bitch I slept with last night.. Fuck yeah

"Your mom is such a MILF" fuk yess...

30. (ur mom) (17↑, 50↓)
A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly

F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! says: whats new wit u Timothy says: your mom\!\!\! and you? F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! says: u fuckin moron F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! says: too much to say Timothy says: ur mom is also a fucking moron F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! says: not funny Timothy says: so is ur mom F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! says: bye Timothy says: ur mom The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: ur mom

31. (ur mom) (28↑, 61↓)
Your mother

werd to ur mother

32. (ur mom) (21↑, 57↓)
used to insult someone into thinking about their mom

no ur moms moms moms brotheres moms moms autnts cousins moms moms moms mom mom

33. (ur mom) (18↑, 55↓)
a word that is probaly the best offender\!\!

you are really dumb ur mom\!\!

34. (ur mom) (13↑, 51↓)
a word used by whiggers on the street as an unoriginal, stupid comeback to make there friends cum in their pants

Guy:Ur mom is so cheap she paid me to fuck\! Guys friend: O DUDE I LEAKED MAN

35. (ur mom) (12↑, 72↓)
a cuss which u say 2 da ppl pissin u off

he u lil pussy , ur mom

Author: bredda ov da chinks http://ur-mom.urbanup.com/579595
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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